A man involved in an extra-marital affairs decided to go public with his philandering ways and wrote his wife a letter detailing his escapade.
"My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54-years-old can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-years-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight".
The wife received the letter from her husband and went on to draft a response on a letter which he found on the dining room table when he returned;
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54-years-old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54-years-old.
As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, he is 18-years-old.
You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
The husband fainted.
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